Closer

I hung out with a friend of mine tonight. She and I wanted to get take out and watch a nice girlie romantic comedy.

We went to blockbuster and our selection was limited because put together we had seen most of the movies out there. Well we chose the movie Closer. We thought it looked like a nice movie with Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman, Jude Law and Clive Owens.

To our dismay this movie was HORRIBLE. All they did was screw each other. Cheating, cheating, cheating. Julia was even cheating on Clive with Jude for a year and still agreed to marry him. They were newlyweds and after Clive came home from some trip and said he had sex with some whore, she came clean.

Then Clive found Natalie at a strip club and they did it, while Julie and Jude did it.

Then Julia got Clive to sign the divorce papers, but only after they did it.

It was just horrible. Don't ever see it. Unless you like people cheating on their "significant" others.