Random Thought(s)

• Is homosexuality genetic? Or just a product of environment/society?


• Daisy is better looking than Minnie... But then again she's probably high maintenance and Donald is so much a wuss that he'd definitely take that sort of crap.


• I've noticed that most speed limit [signs] end in a 5.


• Why is the vlasic pickle guy a pelican? - Maybe it's because pelican sounds like pickle?


• I was told that the average age of a homeless person in Massachusetts is 8.


• Boxer briefs are the way to go.


• In the words of my fiance, what is so exciting about mike adams?


• Of employees that work in front of the computer, what percentage of time is spent surfing the web or doing things other than their work?


• At any given moment you can have a body deforming accident that will change your life forever.


• What percentage of married couples have cheated on each other? It's more than I thought.


• why do some friends ask for advice and then never listen to it?


• I find that smokers are always giving me dirty looks. I don't know why.


• I can never chug anything other than water.


• Should yoga replace the gym?


• Is depression a real clinical ailment?


• Is everything we eat bad in some way?


• I heard that we breathe through one nostril at a time.